男友

男友:“孙悟空很傻很天真,他就是一只猴,永远不可能是人。他看守蟠桃园,7个仙女过来摘桃,他喊了一声定,这7个仙女都定这儿了,他竟然转身去摘桃了!可见猴就是猴啊!”女友:“要是你呢?”男友:“我得拿个篮子。”

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